Celebs on the Brain

Right now my mind is occupied with one thing and one thing only - how do I sneak myself into the Empire Awards ceremony, which is going on next Sunday? The chance of this happening is not as improbable as it sounds, as I'm actualy helping out at Empire this week and next, sending out invites and filling gift bags. It seems to me that the only decent thing to do would be to reward my unpaid efforts with an invite to the main event, but numbers are very tight and my place at the ceremony is by no means assured. I need to think of ingenious ways to convince the guys here that my presence at the Awards is essential - but how? Learn off by heart the name of every guest? Demonstrate my unique ability to present an award? Come in to work in my ball gown?